Alternate title: The Bastardization of Winter Solstice Celebrations
Yes, I am fully aware that the Winter Solstice is actually tomorrow night and not tonight. However, if I'm making up a holiday to celebrate, then I can make up when it's celebrated too.
No, I did not take a photo of the effed-up Yule Log. Think falling-apart cake with too much filling and frosting that destroys rather than creates. But damn, was it good to eat.
For the full run-down of the day, go see my Twitter feed. Why, yes, I do believe that I am rather witty. Don't you?