In the great green room ...

As I was publishing that last post, I heard, from the bedroom, a very loud trucker fart.

I don't have a trucker in the bedroom. I only have this:


In the next moment after the silence was broken by the trucker fart, she woke up. And she was pissed. That she was woken up. By a trucker fart. Her trucker fart.

As I was heading to bed anyway, I just turned off lights and climbed into bed to nurse the trucker-farting-princess back to sleep. Which was difficult, as my boob was shaking from my laughter at the trucker fart post I was composing in my head.

Didn't help her being mad. At all.

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